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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one Of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the Sky and said, "Where ?"

Some people however, speculate that UFOs may be attracted to Belgium's highway system. It is so brightly lit at night that it was visible even to the astronauts on the moon.

Dear Pastor,

My momma tells me I had better behave myself, on account of Jesus is always watching. She says He sees EVERYTHING that I am doing. Does that mean that Jesus is even staring at me every time I pull down my pants to go poopy?

Yours in Christ,

- Sue Ellen

I want to know the best way to kill next door neighbors cat, with out them suspecting anything. Its her closest pet and I need it to be gone. It kills bird and it comes in my back yard. Is there any way to poision it or dart it.

r.i.p. Amee

Do not judge me,I am not perfect,Nor do I pretend to be.Im not god,So b4 u judge me & point fingers make sure ur hands r clean

"I was shocked when I heard it, not Jenny," Tracey said. "We're always in each other's presence because we lived under the same roof, we ate at the same cafeteria, and we smoked crack in the same washroom."

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